Dave’s Killer Bread

May 8, 2007 at 8:14 pm (food)

If you haven’t ever eaten Dave’s Killer Bread, you are doing yourself a disservice. Of course, if you don’t live in Portland, you can’t, so nyaah! It is hands down the best sliced, pre-packaged bread in the world. For some reason I read the back of the package today, and it turns out that Dave has spent 15 years in the slammer, where he found his calling. It occurred to me, did this guy kill someone? Is Killer Bread a pun, akin to Mark’s Pederast Cream Cheese, another local favorite (not really)?

So I went to the website and read “Dave’s story,” and it turns out he was a simple drug dealer and small time thug. Supply and demand, right? You should read it, it is actually pretty inspiring.

You can meet Dave at the Saturday Farmer’s Market, next to Smith. I recommend the Powerseed. It’s killer.

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