I need a maid

February 14, 2007 at 5:35 am (Rant)

I live alone, so I just can’t believe how much clutter I am able to generate.  I just spent 3 hours putting stuff away, dusting, doing the dishes, and laundry.  I promise I will get organized this time, until 2 weeks from now when I do it all over again.  Does anyone want to come over for one night a week and get my life in order?  I’ll pay minimum wage…and I mean real minimum wage, not this pinko commie Oregon bullcrap.

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2 Comments

  1. TSS said,

    That’s the second downside of being single, isn’t it? (the first being no steady ass) No bitch is gonna clean up your shit unless you’re sticking it to her. Such is life. My advice: open the crown before you scrub the toilet.

  2. JB said,

    I uploaded an avatar. This is a test.

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