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September 29, 2006 at 9:23 pm (Random, Zooporn)

I have recently installed a new site meter program, which allows me to see who is visiting my blog in greater detail than before. It has inspired me to make the following pronouncement:

ANYONE WHO GETS OFF BY LOOKING AT PICTURES OF PEOPLE FUCKING ANIMALS IS A DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT, A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE, WHO DESERVES TO DIE, IMMEDIATELY AND VERY PAINFULLY. I HATE YOU. I HATE ALL OF YOU. IF I HAD MY WAY YOU WOULD ALL BE SHIPPED TO A DESERTED ISLAND AND FED TO HUNGRY LIONS. LIONS THAT WILL SLASH YOUR THROAT AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD, NOT FUCK YOU.

There. That feels better. In a way I relish in it, because I keep mentioning it but what is it with Germans and their fucking zooporn? I can’t even tell you how many perverts do a web search for zooporn and end up here. Like the Kraut from Hennstedt who is on here at this very moment, probably hoping to find a picture of a horse getting a blowjob. Sorry Adolf, but not here.

I promise I will not call people out like this again, unless you are a German looking for zooporn. In that case you have earned your scarlet letter.

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1 Comment

  1. LogJammin said,

    i take great pleasue in knowing that i am responsible for the ‘zooporn’ links to your page. You Are Welcome.

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