Why I can’t keep booze in the house

January 24, 2006 at 6:39 am (Personal, Random, Uncategorized)

I just drank half a fifth of Tuaca, by myself, while watching 24. (great show, by the way) Sorry Crazy Jon, it’s all gone.



  1. TSS said,

    Did I get you hooked on Tuaca? Well hot damn. It’s the best liquor ever created, but so far everyone I’ve shown it to has denied its perfectness. Congratulations.Oh, and that’s why I don’t keep liquor around either. Tends to get drunk.

  2. JB said,

    That stuff is dangerous.

  3. booyah said,

    Some hard ass guy from virginia beach came into the bar last week all tough and shit. then he asked for tuaca and I laughed in his face and told him if he wanted kiddie drinks to go to a kiddie bar. we serve whisky and beer, drinks for men. he didn’t think it was nearly as funny as I did.

  4. dave said,

    i agree. tuaca is amazing. would never keep in the house though. would not leave the house.

  5. JB said,

    Don’t knock the Tuac, bitch.

  6. booyah said,

    I believe i just did. Whatchu gonna do?

  7. JB said,

    Perhaps you are familiar with the old Klingon proverb…"revenge is a dish that is best served cold." Like Tuaca.

  8. booyah said,

    I will punch you for referencing a klingon proverb. Hard.

  9. LogJammin said,

    how’s that tuaca at knocking the sand out of your vaginas?

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