Best of Craig’s List nominee

December 5, 2005 at 6:17 am (Humor, Random)

“Decoding women’s personals”

40-ish…………………………..49.

Adventurous…………………..Slept with everyone.

Athletic………………………….No breasts.

Average looking………………..Moooo.

Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure…………..On medication.

Feminist…………………………Fat.

Free spirit……………………….Junkie.

Friendship first………………….Former slut.

New-Age…………………………Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned…………………..No BJs.

Open-minded…………………..Desperate.

Outgoing…………………………Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional…………………….Bitch.

Voluptuous……………………..Very Fat.

Large frame…………………….Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate……………..Stalker.

Link (WARNING: sexually explicit photo, and yes a guy posted this)

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