Quote of the day

September 1, 2005 at 5:58 am (Quote of the day)

Butthead: Uh, since you’re, like, the president, and in charge of the army and stuff, could you, like, invade some country and set it on fire?

Beavis: Yeah.

And then you could, like, fly over the country in a chopper with a loudspeaker, and you could yell, “I am the President of the United States! The most powerful nation on earth! And you must bow down, and kiss my butt!”

Beavis: Yeah. “The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!”

Daria: Forgive them, Mr. President. Beavis and Butthead are emotionally, you know, special.

Butthead: Yeah. We got a pass. Uh-Huh-huh.

President Clinton: Well you know, I’m happier than a pig in slop, at the opportunities Highland High offers the hormonally challenged, a key issue of my campaign.

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