The best thing about Portland

April 10, 2005 at 1:13 am (Portland)

(for all 1 of you from here who read this thing)

Retrocade. It’s between 5th and 6th on Couch, in Chinatown–one
block away from Hung Far Low (cock). By happenstance I parked
right in front of it today, and proceeded to spend almost 5 bucks on
such quarter-classics as Punch Out (the original!), Crystal Castles,
Moon Patrol, Centipede, DK, DK Jr., Rampage, the Simpsons, Mortal
Kombat…I could go on but you get the idea. There were probably
2 or 3 dozen old school video games in there. On Saturday nights
they have a DJ, but even I’m not that much of a loser.



  1. booyah said,

    Dude, is the old bartender with the voicebox-style voice still at hung-far-low? Their cocktail lounge is awesome–you have to go.

  2. JB said,

    Honestly, I have never gone in there. I was afraid to.

  3. booyah said,

    You MUST go get cocktails at hung-far-low. Then go to the arcade. It’s classic.

  4. larry said,

    Larry likes cocktails. Larry likes video games.

  5. JB said,

    I hate to say it, but Hung Far Low Hung Far Sucks.

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